SOME STUFF I MAKED UP

All of the proceeding stories, characters, and incidents are fictitious.
No identification with actual persons (living or deceased),
places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

These writings are for entertainment purposes only.

no for real tho. I didn’t intend to re-enact the Daria episode “Cafe Disaffecto” at that one church, and I didn’t realize that “estranged parents” and “indirect bullying” were going to be whole youtube dot com video essay genres (it should be obvious from my writing I am not the estranged parent, nor am I in support of indirect bullying). I’m not trying to say “called it,” but… someone better pick up that phone.

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THE REAL SHIT

“We The People…“
FBI Agents Frederick and Celeste have a fun day at the beach that leads to a whacky PR disaster!

“Unspoken Understanding“
More fun in the sun and sand as we learn what it really means to support the troops!

“Transimus Maximus“
There are no joke-y words here.
This story will fucking murder you.

“Transimus Maximus 2: The Eternal Return“
Karen’s years of gaslighting,
gatekeeping, and girlbossing
finally catch up with her…

“Transimus Maximus
~:TrinitY:~
[the way of the blade]

Charlotte, Amy, and Karen
sit down to a have a lovely
family meal together.
Nothing bad happens at all.

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The Sordid Internal Affairs of Metamagic Publishing

If you’ve met my editor and the real boss of this website, Catherine, she says “Hello!” If you haven’t, she says “Fuck off!”

• We the PR Disaster
• One Thousand Absolutely Dreadful Words
• Selfish Virtue, Selfless Despair
• Fear & Trembling #007: “+current affairs-” The Type O Negative Edition

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Miscellany

“The Illusion of Time” – A poem.
“Trans Day of Valentine’s” – A romance story. Kinda bittersweet. My first short story.
“What Happens If I Take Both Pills?” – Shitty Matrix Fanfic. Take that at face value.

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The Adherent(s) of the Repeated Meme(s)

Have you ever stopped to consider how quickly you move between hope and despair?